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I always love receiving a parcel from the folks at MEO, especially when the product is as awesome as the steel dildo they sent me last year, even if that particular review did earn me a trolling. Anyway, onwards to the next MEO provided review. It’s a little scary this time, and it is the Spiky Glans Ring.
The Spiky Glans Ring review is the first in a trio of reviews from MEO I’ll be bringing you over the next month or so – so be sure to watch out for more.
I have, for a loooong time, wanted to try a spiky cock ring, Kalis Teeth being one I’ve lusted after. That is perhaps a little ambitious to start with, so the Spiky Glans Ring seemed like a good starter, with just 6 spikes.
When the box arrived from MEO, courier delivered and in completely anonymous packaging, I was rather excited to get my mitts on this one. I dug into the box past the other 2 items, and found the ring. Holy shit! It’s tiny. Ummm, ok scared.
What faces you is a simple piece of metal – stainless steel – crafted into a hinged ring. A small hinged ring, with a clasp. Inside are six spikes, and not just something sticking out called a spike, I’m talking actually sharp pieces of steel.
It’s a decent bit of kit all told – the hinge feels robust, the clasp is super easy to use, but also pretty secure. If the spiky glans ring is causing too much discomfort then removing it is seriously a doddle, and takes approx. 0.01 seconds.
So what of the discomfort factor? Worn along your coronal ridge, I can reveal that it is indeed high. The spikes are relentless, they prod and poke, and no matter how much you try to wriggle about, you just ain’t getting away from them. They are sharp and without a single doubt very uncomfortable indeed.
Getting the spiky glans ring on itself is a tricky proposition, if, like me you get a little excited when things head towards your penis. Because of its really rather miserly diameter, you really do not want any increase in girth as you are putting it on. It may be hinged for ease of fitting, but that doesn’t detract from those spikes. Itchy scratchy, pokey uncomfortable spikes. Do be aware if you’re going to put this on flaccid, which to be honest is the only way, there is a risk of pinching foreskin in the hinge – you’ve been warned, just be careful.
I have found other glans rings almost pointless after awhile, and even had some problems with occasional slippage. No such problem here. Those spikes will not allow the ring to move, they also do not allow you to forget you are wearing it. It’s a kinda itchy, kinda stimulating effect, simultaneously fucking ouch and ohh I want a bit more. Definitely an erection deterrant. It won’t stop an erection, but by Jove it hurts when those spikes dig into your cock. It hurts, but it hasn’t broken my skin; the penis is, after all, constructed of tough muscular tissue.
Without doubt there are many kinky games you can play with this spiky glans ring, but be warned, it’s both ouchy and addictive. Like CBT? Get one…!
This Cock Ring that I bought is 45mm diameter and is an addition to the 40mm Cock Ring that I bought a while ago. It's a struggle to get on and you need lots of lube to slide it through. Once on, it's really comfortable and can wear it all the time without any discomfort. If your new to Cock Rings, pick your diameter size carefully and from there you can work your way down a diameter or two when your confident to do so.
Herrlich geiles Teil...trägt sich gut...kann man(n) nur weiterempfehlen...verspricht was man(n) sich so vorstellt, bzw. was MEO so schreibt. Kaufe mir sicher auch noch eine größere Kugel (noch geiler).
Die Fussfesseln sind extrem bequem ich hab sie länger als 24 Stunden getragen in Verbindung mit den Handfesseln von MEO. Wenn man sie abschliesst hat man absolut keine Chance zu entkommen!!
What comes to mind when you think about Rolls Royce?
To me it is opulence and luxury, the pinnacle of comfort and refinement. Everything you could possibly want has been thought of before you realise you wanted it. All of this without the need to shout about it.
And so it is with these cuffs.
From the very second you take them out of the understated packaging, they scream luxury at you.
The first thing you notice is that they look the part. These really are dungeonesque in all its finery. They achieve this appearance in an understated manner too; the studs are very plain and not overly ostentatious.
These cuffs are made of the most luxuriant leather. The leather is firm with good resistance, yet delicate. They are extremely well padded, which makes wearing them for any length of time extremely comfortable. There is no worry of chaffing or uncomfortable rubbing either, since the seams are extremely well stitched, with no raised edges.
These really are a delight to wear. The inner is made of the softest material I have experienced on cuffs.
The cuffs are perfectly weighted - neither too heavy nor too light. They are weighty enough to give more of an impression of being bound than your usual cloth or cheap metal cuffs, but at the same time they are light enough to not cause strain or undue marking during wear.
The first time these were put on my wrists we had a little bit of a struggle due to two factors. One is that, as mentioned before, the leather is quite firm, and we struggled to keep it wrapped round whilst doing the buckle up. The second is that it's not immediately clear which side overlaps the other, and it's actually only for the smallest wrists that this matters. This stiffness can be overcome by doing the cuffs up for a couple of hours beforehand, so the cuffs become used to being curved rather than straight.
There are 8 holes for the buckle, and I measured the size ranges between 17cm and 28cm circumference. There is room in the belt for a couple of self-made holes bigger, but not smaller. The buckle is, as with the rest of these cuffs very well made and extremely sturdy.
This theme of completeness continues with the D-ring that is attached to these cuffs. It also is strong and tough, and even though it comes with a small connector, the D-ring is big enough for other things, such as rope.
I combined these cuffs with a spreader bar, and I loved the fact that I looked and felt like I was really chained up. I absolutely adore these, and cannot recommend them highly enough, they have made all my other cuffs redundant.
So, Rolls Royce handcuffs - luxurious in every sense, yet understated and classy too. A new favourite of mine for sure.