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AnalTotal - Lubricant for Rimming and Oral Sex

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This lube is an absolute game changer! It'll make rimming an awesome experience. Get ready to discover this special lube that will turn anyone into a rimming pro! And the best part is: AnalTotal™ is the first lube that tastes amazing (even anally) and has an aphrodisiac effect.

Forget all your prejudices about rimming - AnalTotal™ will change everything!

Experience unforgettable moments of rimming pleasure with AnalTotal™! This special anal lubricant will make you the perfect passionate lover who can't wait to pleasure the anus with your mouth and tongue. With a finely tuned taste and a thick consistency that provides long lasting lubrication, you can both enjoy rimming from start to finish.

But what exactly is rimming?

Rimming, also known as anilingus, is a sexual practice in which the anus is stimulated with the tongue and mouth. It is a form of foreplay that can cause intense sensations in both men and women, as the anus is equipped with numerous nerve endings that, when properly stimulated, can cause intense pleasurable sensations. And now the sensational AnalTotal™ comes into play! This lube is not only water-soluble and very viscous, it also has long-lasting lubricating properties. And as if that weren't enough, it's also an incredibly delicious lube that increases the pleasure of rimming immeasurably.

You'll both love it!

Active partners will love the seductive vanilla flavour of the lube during rimming - a pleasant change from the usual taste - and will want to lick much more intensely and insert the tongue much deeper than before. Passive partners, on the other hand, will be able to relax and let go thanks to the good smelling and delicious tasting lubricant, which will give them a feeling of security and intensify the pleasure of rimming, especially as the active partner will lick much more intensely than before. Knowing that a good tasting and smelling lubricant is being used can help the passive partner feel more relaxed and secure. This can enhance the whole experience, as relaxation and trust are crucial factors for a pleasurable rimming experience.

Highlights of AnalTotal™:

Popular because it enhances the rimming experience.
AnalTotal™ is a water based lubricant.
Suitable for latex condoms.
Improves lubrication during intercourse.
Very economical and moisturising.
Skin and mucosal compatibility dermatologically confirmed. Water soluble, non-greasy, colourless and odourless anal lubricant.
With a subtle vanilla flavour.
Also suitable for anal and vaginal use.
Made in Germany.

AnalTotal™ is dermatologically tested for skin and mucous membrane compatibility, making it ideal for sensitive areas. With a subtle vanilla flavour that mimics natural pheromones, this anal lubricant makes every intimate encounter more seductive.

Further details:

AnalTotal™ Lubricant
Lubricant for rimming and oral sex
Vanilla flavoured anal lubricant.
AnalTotal™ anal lubricant is oil and fat free, colourless and odourless.
This lube is great for a variety of sex toys, vaginal and anal sex, and is ideal for oral sex and rimming.
Due to its special properties, AnalTotal™ is one of the most popular anal lubricants.
Ingredients (INCI): Water, Glycerin, Hydroxypropyl, Guar, Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Citric Acid, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexyl Glycerin, Flavour.
Content: 100ml (3.38 fl.oz.)
Ingredients and Usage: Apply lube to anus, penis, vagina or sex toys as needed. AnalTotal™ is formulated with a selection of high quality ingredients to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience. Detailed information on the ingredients can be found on the packaging and in this product information. We recommend that users with sensitive skin or known allergies test the product on a small area of skin before first use to avoid any possible intolerance. If you are unsure about any of the ingredients or their effects, you should consult a doctor or pharmacist. AnalTotal™ is easily washed off with soap and water and should be stored in a cool place out of the reach of children. Avoid direct sunlight and close well after use.
This lubricant is suitable for use with sex toys made from materials such as silicone, ABS plastic or glass. Because it is water-based, it will not damage silicone, making it the perfect choice for all silicone butt plugs and dildos. It is also safe to use with latex condoms and provides gentle, long-lasting lubrication to maximise pleasure when using sex toys and condoms. For cleaning after use, it is recommended that the sex toys are washed with warm water and a special spray such as MEO's VeryClean or mild soap to ensure hygiene and longevity of the sex toys.

General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)

At MEO, we attach great importance to transparency and product safety. Within the framework of current EU regulations, we ensure that all our products meet the highest safety standards in order to offer our customers a responsible and worry-free shopping experience. To make the terms and abbreviations we use easier to understand, we have created an overview that explains all relevant definitions and meanings. This overview helps you to better understand the properties, certifications and international standards of our products.

General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)

The GPSR ensures that all products sold in the EU meet basic safety requirements. It serves to protect consumers and ensures that our products can be used safely.

Product Safety Act (ProdSG)

The German law implementing the GPSR is the Product Safety Act (ProdSG). This law ensures that products placed on the market in Germany are safe and free from risks for consumers.

WEEE Directive

The WEEE Directive promotes the environmentally sound disposal of electrical and electronic equipment in order to avoid electronic waste. Our products that fall under this directive are labeled accordingly and contribute to sustainability through their recyclability.

Electrical and Electronic Equipment Act (ElektroG)

The ElektroG implements the WEEE Directive and regulates the proper disposal and recycling of electrical and electronic equipment. MEO assumes responsibility for the proper take-back and disposal of electronic products.

RoHS (Restriction of Hazardous Substances)

The RoHS Directive restricts the use of certain hazardous substances in electrical and electronic equipment to protect the environment and human health.

REACH (Registration, Evaluation, Authorization, and Restriction of Chemicals)

The REACH regulation ensures that all chemicals used in the EU are tested for potential risks. Our materials are compliant and do not contain any harmful chemicals that could make skin contact dangerous.

UN 38.3

This regulation concerns the safe transportation of lithium batteries and accumulators. Products with built-in or external lithium batteries are tested in accordance with this standard to ensure that the batteries do not present a hazard during transportation.

UKCA (United Kingdom Conformity Assessed)

After Brexit, products sold in the UK must bear the UKCA mark. This mark confirms that the product complies with British safety standards and is safe to use.

CE marking

The CE mark indicates that these products comply with European safety, health and environmental requirements. It is mandatory for product categories that are regulated by specific directives in the EU, such as electrical appliances, toys, medical devices and personal protective equipment. The CE marking confirms that these products are safe for their intended use and meet all legal requirements.

EU Declaration of Conformity

The EU Declaration of Conformity is a confirmation from the manufacturer that the product complies with all EU directives. It ensures that our products comply with the applicable EU directives and can be used safely.

RED Directive (Radio Equipment Directive)

The RED Directive is required for products that use radio technologies such as Bluetooth or other wireless connections. It ensures that these products comply with safety standards and do not cause interference with other devices.

IP protection class (International Protection Marking)

The IP protection classes indicate how well a product is protected against the ingress of foreign bodies such as dust and water. The abbreviation "IP" stands for "Ingress Protection" and is supplemented by two numbers that indicate the degree of protection. The first number describes the protection against solid foreign bodies, e.g. dust or contact. It ranges from 0 (no protection) to 6 (completely dustproof). The second number indicates the protection against water and ranges from 0 (no protection) to 9 (protected against high-pressure water at a certain temperature). For example, protection class IP67 means that the product is fully protected against dust (6) and is also resistant to temporary immersion in water (7). Products with an IPX7 rating would be specifically protected against water, but without any indication of protection against solid foreign bodies. For our customers, the IP protection class therefore indicates whether and how a product is suitable for certain conditions, such as use in wet environments or intensive contact with dust.

At MEO, we are committed to ensuring that our manufacturers and suppliers comply with all these regulations in order to offer our customers safety, quality and responsible product selection.

Article number MEO	9205/100
EAN or UPC	4044938038229
Target group	For responsible adults only. The product may only be used by persons over the age of 18 who are aware of the risks and responsibilities involved in handling this product.
Product category	Body Care
Product description	Lube
Product note	High-quality ingredients have been carefully selected in the composition of this product to ensure safe and pleasant use. Detailed information on the ingredients is provided on the packaging and in the product description. People with sensitive skin or known allergies are advised to test the product on a small area of skin for possible intolerances before using it for the first time. If you are unsure about the ingredients or their effects, you should consult a doctor or pharmacist. The product should be stored in a cool place and out of the reach of children. Avoid direct sunlight and close the packaging carefully after each use to preserve the quality. Lubes should be used with caution, especially on smooth surfaces such as tiles or laminate floors, as there is an increased risk of slipping. After use, it is important to thoroughly remove any lube residue to avoid accidents. Warming lubes provide additional stimulation by slightly warming the skin. However, these should first be tested in small quantities, as some people may react sensitively to the warming ingredients. If skin irritation or burning occurs, stop use immediately and rinse the affected area with water. Warming lubes should not be used on sensitive mucous membranes or with existing skin irritations, as this can lead to unpleasant reactions.
Special notes	This product is registered in the Cosmetic Products Notification Portal (CPNP) in accordance with Regulation (EC) No. 1223/2009.
Brand name	AnalTotal
Materials and/or ingredients	Water, glycerin, hydroxypropyl, guar, hydroxypropyltrimonium chloride, hydroxyethylcellulose, citric acid, phenoxyethanol, ethylhexylglycerin, flavor., INCI Cosmetics
Warnings Materials and/or ingredients	INCI Cosmetics When composing the product, care was taken to select high-quality ingredients to ensure a safe and pleasant experience. Detailed information on the ingredients (INCI = International Nomenclature of Cosmetic Ingredients) can be found on the packaging and in our product description. We recommend that users with sensitive skin or known allergies test the product on a small area of skin before using it for the first time to rule out possible intolerances. A doctor or pharmacist should be consulted if you are unsure about the ingredients or their effects.
Product features	temperature sensitive
Warnings about product properties	Temperature-sensitive products such as sex toys, clothing made of certain materials such as latex, cosmetics, lubes and condoms should always be used and stored within the temperature limits recommended by the manufacturer. These products can be damaged by extreme temperatures such as too much heat or too much cold. For example, latex clothing can become brittle in the heat or inelastic in the cold. Cosmetics and lubes can lose their consistency, effectiveness or compatibility at extreme temperatures. Condoms made of latex or other materials can become porous or brittle due to heat or cold and thus lose their protective function. Care should be taken to ensure that such products are stored at room temperature and not in the immediate vicinity of radiators, in direct sunlight or in a cold environment. When using temperature-sensitive cosmetics or lubricants, make sure that they are at a comfortable temperature for the body before use to avoid irritation or discomfort. Products made of latex, such as condoms or clothing, should be checked for cracks or deformations caused by improper storage before use. Care should also be taken to ensure that lubricants have not lost their original consistency, as this could indicate reduced quality. Condoms should always be stored in a dry and cool place. Storing them in a trouser pocket or in other places that are exposed to temperature fluctuations or friction can impair the integrity of the condoms. After use, temperature-sensitive products such as sex toys or clothing should be stored in a dry, cool and light-protected place to ensure their shelf life and functionality. Airtight packaging can help to protect lubes, cosmetics and condoms in particular from external influences. To ensure the safety and shelf life of the products, it is essential to follow the manufacturer's instructions for storage and use.
Cleaning and hygiene	When using personal lubricants, especially in conjunction with sex toys, it is important to adhere to hygiene standards to ensure safety and quality. Lubes should always be stored in a cool, dry place to extend their shelf life. After use, lubricant residue should be thoroughly removed from the skin and sex toys to avoid irritation and possible germ formation. Cleaning the skin after using lubricants should be done with warm water and mild soap to thoroughly remove lubricant residue and avoid skin irritation. Sex toys should also be cleaned with warm water and mild soap to remove superficial soiling. For more thorough cleaning and disinfection, a special sex toy cleaner can be used. It is important to follow the sex toy manufacturer's recommendations, as certain materials may require special cleaning and care methods. Particular care must be taken with electrical or water-sensitive products to ensure that no liquid penetrates the electronic parts. Care should be taken when using lubes, especially on smooth surfaces such as tiles or laminate floors, as lubes can increase the risk of slipping. When using sex toys, make sure that the lube is suitable for the material of the product to avoid damage - e.g. only water-based lubes should be used with silicone products. Packaging should be carefully closed after use to avoid contamination and the lube should not be stored near heat sources or in direct sunlight to avoid compromising quality. In the case of known allergies or sensitivities, the lube should be tested on a small area of skin before first use.
Packaging	The packaging of lubricants, massage gels and other liquid cosmetic products is often made of HDPE (high-density polyethylene) or PE (polyethylene), which are classified as recyclable plastics. These materials are robust, durable and offer good protection for the contents. After complete emptying, the containers should be thoroughly cleaned to remove product residues that could interfere with the recycling process. Empty HDPE or PE containers can be disposed of via the local recycling system. In many countries and regions, they belong in the plastic recycling container. The packaging is usually labeled with a recycling code (e.g. "HDPE" or "PE"), which facilitates correct disposal and ensures that the materials can be recycled. Lids, caps or pump tops should be disposed of separately if they are made of other materials. Proper disposal of empty packaging supports the recycling process and contributes to the reduction of plastic waste.
Disposal instructions	Liquid cosmetic products such as lubes and massage gels should be disposed of responsibly to avoid environmental pollution. Residues of lubricants, massage gels and other cosmetic products must not be disposed of down the sink or toilet as they can contaminate waste water. Instead, the residues should be disposed of with household waste or, if possible, handed in at special collection points for cosmetic waste. The containers of these products are usually made of HDPE (high-density polyethylene) or PE (polyethylene), which are classified as recyclable plastics. Once completely emptied, the containers should be cleaned and disposed of via the local recycling system. In many countries, empty plastic bottles can be disposed of via the plastic recycling system (e.g. in collection containers). It is important to clean the containers thoroughly before disposal to remove any product residues that could affect recycling. For products that still contain residual quantities, it is recommended to keep the lid closed and dispose of the packaging with the residual waste to avoid uncontrolled leakage of the contents. The packaging is usually marked with a recycling code (e.g. "HDPE" or "PE") to facilitate recycling. Proper disposal contributes to environmental protection and minimizes the impact on water and nature.
Date of manufacture and import	The production and import date is indicated on the product packaging or on our label. This information creates transparency and safety by clearly identifying the date of manufacture or import of the product.
Guarantees and return conditions	The provisions of our current General Terms and Conditions (GTC) apply, in particular § 9 Warranty and § 10 Limitation of Liability. Detailed information on this can be found in the full GTC.
Manufacturer	MEO Vertriebs GmbH, Lise-Meitner-Str. 9, 45699 Herten, Germany. Phone: +49 2366 500500, e-mail: [email protected]

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CUSTOMER REVIEWS

Review

Versprochen gehalten

Ich rimme leidenschaftlich gerne und AnalTotal hat meine Erwartungen voll erfüllt. Es hat einen fruchtigen Geschmack und die Gleitfähigkeit beim Analverkehr überzeugt.

2 out of 2 people found this review useful.

Review

Sono rimasto estrefatto

Avevo forti dubbi su questo gel ma una volta provato devo dire che è un qualcosa di eccezionale. Un profumo gradevole, non lascia unto, non essendo un olio, e un sapore che si lascia gustare. Consigliato

2 out of 2 people found this review useful.

Review

Eccellente!

Ottimo lubrificante. Dopo l'applicazione rimane abbastanza a lungo sul prodotto. Soddisfatto.

2 out of 2 people found this review useful.

Review

ANALTOTAL

L'ho acquistato non per la pratica sessuale per cui è stato studiato ma solo per curiosità e utilizzato normalmente per rapporti vaginali e anali e devo dire che è davvero un buon prodotto...mia moglie se ne addirittura accorta che avevo cambiato lubrificante

3 out of 3 people found this review useful.

Review

Your arse will thank you for it.

Anyone who regularly indulges in anal sex will tell you the key to enjoying it for both parties is great lube. The anal passage, unlike the vagina, isn’t self-lubricating and so without additional lubrication the friction created during anal sex can be potentially damaging and painful. German sex specialists MEO offer an enormous range of targeted anal lubes which are aimed at improving the experience. When MEO offered me the chance to review one of these lubes I opted for AnalTotal which is a lube aimed at both anal and rimming. As always MEO were super quick and discrete with despatch and delivery, their customer service is really excellent.

First Appearances

I really like MEO’s bottle design for their lubes. The bottles are shiny and black with a flip top. The product title is written down the front of the bottle in pale blue and white writing. You couldn’t really disguise this product in your bedroom as it has MEO AnalTotal emblazoned on the front but that’s to be expected given that it is the product name. Opening the bottle, I sniffed the contents, I couldn’t detect any real scent to AnalTotal which was a good start. Nothing is as off putting as the strong chemical scent that accompanies some lube. I squeezed a small amount of MEO AnalTotal into my hand and was pleased to see how thick the clear liquid was. It spread nicely and didn’t run down my skin, making it perfect for self-application.

Using MEO AnalTotal

It is without doubt that I say MEO AnalTotal is one of the best anal specific lubes I’ve ever used. It’s thick formula lasts ages and provides almost a cushion of moisture preventing friction issues and allowing toys, plugs and cock to slide effortlessly inside me. Even using my most grabby toys AnalTotal made penetration a joy. There was no need to reapply as AnalTotal stays put through even my roughest play and didn’t evaporate or absorb into my skin. There was no sticky after feeling either, which is most unusual with a lube this thick. It’s very stimulating to stroke the cool thick AnalTotal gel over his cock before use and I really don’t need to use much as the spread is amazing. When applying it to myself it stayed put and was brilliant for vaginal play as well as anal, in fact it’s a great all-rounder.

MEO state that AnalTotal is also aimed at rimming, making the experience more pleasant for the person doing the rimming. I was slightly confused by the website claim that MEO AnalTotal is vanilla flavoured as I could discern no taste at all, whilst in use or even directly from the bottle, to me AnalTotal is tasteless. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing, there is a very slight tang to the tongue when licking AnalTotal but it isn’t unpleasant and doesn’t leave your mouth feeling peculiar unlike some lubes I’ve tried. I’m not sure I’d specifically apply AnalTotal for rimming but if I was already using it, it certainly wouldn’t stop me from oral play. I experienced no staining issues with AnalTotal on clothing or sheets, which is another plus point.

About AnalTotal

MEO’s website says the vanilla flavour that I fail to detect mirrors pheromones, perhaps this is why it is so subtle. MEO AnalTotal is safe for vaginal and oral sex as well as anal. MEO say AnalTotal is suited to certain sex toys but don’t state which toys it isn’t suitable for use with, which is a bit strange. AnalTotal is a water based lube, it’s fat free and is dermatologically tested. Neither of us suffered any irritation or discomfort during use or after and I definitely noticed an increase in comfort during penetration, he was able to fuck my arse with as much ease as he would usually fuck me during PIV sex.

AnalTotal comes in 100ml bottles which will last a long time as it really does spread and due to the thick consistency you shouldn’t ever spill or waste any. 100ml will set you back £17.08 but I think this is great value for money as I would happily use this lube for all types of sex, not just anal.

I really love MEO AnalTotal it will be my go to lube for sex now, particularly anal as it just makes such a difference in the level of pleasure. If you are an experienced anal player this is a lube you need in your collection and if you are new to anal or considering anal for the first time I strongly recommend this lube as a great addition to play. Your arse will thank you for it.

8 out of 8 people found this review useful.

Review

ANALTOTAL

For those seeking a thick anal-specific lube for their play, MEO.de now offers the ANALTOTAL water-based lubricant. A 100ml bottle packaged in plastic with a pop-top bottle design, this lubricant was designed for anal penetration and anal rimming. It’s a particularly thick lubricant that’s designed to be long-lasting. It’s odorless and entirely clear. This is one of the many lubricants that MEO.de offers for specialized lubrication.

The Anal Total lubricant comes in a untextured plastic bottle that includes a pop-top cap. There’s a small indent near one of the edges of the cap to make it easy to remove the lid. Once the lid is off, just tipping the bottle upside down and applying a bit of pressure will give you some lubricant. The bottle can become slightly annoying to handle with lubricated hands, but since the squeezing doesn’t take much force, it’s still functional with a lubed surface.

Once you get the lubricant out, one of the first things you’ll notice is how nice and thick it is. It’s thick. Once you squirt it onto an area, it stays exactly where it was squirted until you smooth it around. There’s no running or dribbling like some thinner lubes might do. As such, a little bit of the lubricant goes a long way. You may not need a ton of it.

Like the name implies, Anal Total is a particularly great lubricant for anal use. It’s thick, and it has a nice, squishy layer of protection after application. It helps keep all of the parts sliding against each other particularly nicely until you’re ready to be done. It doesn’t reduce sensation at all, but everything glides so nicely after use. It’s definitely thick enough to even accommodate some of the more gigantic toys. With its thickness and long-lasting, I’d argue this is a fantastic lube for fisting as well.

Speaking of longevity, it’s particularly impressive. A single small squirt of the lubricant, multiple times, has lasted an entire anal session or masturbation session without reapplication. I thought it was a fluke the first time, but nope – even twenty minutes later on multiple trials, the lubricant still hadn’t needed to be reapplied. As such, you can expect the bottle to easily last as long as you don’t go nuts with the initial application.

AnalTotal lubricant was also designed for oral purposes. Unlike most lubricants made for oral use, AnalTotal doesn’t claim any flavorings. It’s designed to be as neutral as possible. Realistically, it’s not bad. It still tastes a bit like chemicals, but it’s nothing that extremely unpalatable or undoable. It doesn’t taste *great*, but it doesn’t taste *bad*. If your mouth is currently focused on doing something else, you’ll quickly forget about the taste at all.

The ingredients of AnalTotal lube are pretty simple. Anal Total lubricant ingredients: Glycerin, Aqua (Water), Hydroxypropyl Guar, Propylene Glycol, Panthenol, Sodium Saccharin, Citric Acid, Aroma (Flavor).

Like most water-based lubricants, ANALTOTAL is pretty easy to clean up. It doesn’t seem to quite “absorb” into the skin quite as nicely as other lighter water-based lubricants, but it cleans up really easily with warm water and anti-bacterial soap. If used for anal use, using a thorough amount of toilet paper or a towel will pretty easily wipe it all up as well. This water-based lubricant is compatible with all types of sex toys, for all sexual activities, and can be safely used with safer sex barriers such as condoms.

Overall, ANALTOTAL is a fantastic anal lubricant that works for all anal activities. While it behaves similarly to a lot of other thicker, anal-designed lubricants for anal sex, it has the benefit of being nearly-tasteless for rimming and oral purposes to make it a double-purpose lubricant for those who enjoy a plethora of anal activities. The bottle works well, this lubricant lasts an extremely long time, and it’s simple and safe to clean-up. Win-win all around! Thanks to MEO.de for providing this thick anal lubricant for my ANALTOTAL Rimming and Fucking Lube review.

3 out of 3 people found this review useful.

Review

10 out 10 for the sensations and ease

The tube of MEO Anal Total Water Based Anal Lube arrived well sealed to make sure it had not been tampered with in any way. Once I opened the tube, I put some on my fingers to start with and noticed a big difference to the lube I have previously used; this was a lot less thick and more pliable.

I had decided to use the MEO Anal Total Water Based Anal Lube for lone play to start with – of course I had to see what it was like before the OH! I used a glass butt plug as the toy of choice. The first mistake I made was using the same amount of lube I would have used previously – this is not needed, a much smaller amount would have been perfect. The problem I faced was the butt plug kept slipping out of my grasp and took some inserting J I thought that once I had got it in, then there would be no issues…. Er no, it kept slipping out. Overall the feeling of the MEO Anal Total Water Based Anal Lube while playing was perfect (even if a bit messy due to overuse!) it made sure the butt plug glided in and out without the usual dragging sensation. Now this had the got the thumbs up from me, I had to try it with the OH.

We always use condoms when having anal sex; again we previously used ordinary lube. I explained that we did not need as much of this lube. WOW! I have to say the MEO Anal Total Water Based Anal Lube made anal sex even more pleasurable, again no dragging sensation, so his cock glided in and out a lot easier. Overall I would score this lube 10 out 10 for the sensations and ease, the only downside was the sticky feeling afterwards. I assume this is due to the flavouring as it does say on the tube it can be used for sucking. Personally, I had to go wash the MEO Anal Total Water Based Anal Lube off me afterwards to get rid of that feeling; this has reduced the score to 9 out of 10. I would definitely recommend this to anyone who wants to have some anal fun; just remember the sticky feeling after. :)

5 out of 5 people found this review useful.

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Oral UND anal

Genauso habe ich es mir vorgestellt. Es schmeckt und macht geil. Es ist super für Leute geeignet die ihren Partner anal / oral verwöhnen wollen.

3 out of 3 people found this review useful.

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Eine klare und eindeutige Empfehlung!

Schmeckt und riecht nach unserem Geschmack wunderbar, macht Spaß, hat sehr gute Gleitfähigkeit. Also von unsere Seite her eine klare und eindeutige Empfehlung!

3 out of 3 people found this review useful.

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Total lecker

Also ich muss sagen, ich habe ANAL TOTAL das erste mal gekauft und finde es super, auch gut für den Oralverkehr. Klebt nicht und schmeckt richtig gut.

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Fantastico

Profumato, sensuale e altamente lubrificante. Forse troppo profumato perché l'aroma rimane addosso per ore... ;-))