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Realistic Dildos

CHORIZO N' EGGS - Dildo by Mr. Hankey's

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Available in five impressive sizes, this realistic dildo has something for everyone, whether you're looking for a gentle intro or a challenging new experience. The CHORIZO N' EGGS features large, bulging balls, meticulously modeled veins, and lifelike foreskin - details that make it look and feel uniquely realistic.

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Are you ready for an experience beyond your wildest dreams? Mr. Hankey's presents the CHORIZO N' EGGS - an absolutely realistic dildo that sets new standards in detail and quality.

Available in five impressive sizes, this realistic dildo has something for everyone, whether you're looking for a gentle intro or a challenging new experience. The CHORIZO N' EGGS features large, bulging balls, meticulously modeled veins, and lifelike foreskin - details that make it look and feel uniquely realistic.

Every touch feels intense and authentic, and the carefully crafted textures make for an unforgettable experience. The sophisticated design and lifelike appearance make for an experience you won't soon forget.

CHORIZO N' EGGS - Sizes Overview

Small

Diameter at head (rim): approx. 5.01 cm (approx. 1.97 inches), circumference: approx. 15.74 cm (approx. 6.20 inches)
Diameter at center: approx. 5.66 cm (approx. 2.23 inches), circumference: approx. 17.78 cm (approx. 7.00 inches)
Diameter at base: approx. 5.46 cm (approx. 2.15 inches), circumference: approx. 17.15 cm (approx. 6.75 inches)
Total length: 20.57 cm (approx. 8.10 inches)
Insertable length: 15.75 cm (approx. 6.20 inches)

Medium

Diameter at head (rim): approx. 6.06 cm (approx. 2.39 inches), circumference: approx. 19.04 cm (approx. 7.50 inches)
Diameter at center: approx. 6.87 cm (approx. 2.70 inches), circumference: approx. 21.58 cm (approx. 8.50 inches)
Diameter at base: approx. 6.47 cm (approx. 2.55 inches), circumference: approx. 20.33 cm (approx. 8.00 inches)
Total length: 24.13 cm (approx. 9.50 inches)
Insertable length: 18.54 cm (approx. 7.30 inches)

Large

Diameter at head (rim): approx. 7.03 cm (approx. 2.77 inches), circumference: approx. 22.09 cm (approx. 8.70 inches)
Diameter at center: approx. 7.92 cm (approx. 3.12 inches), circumference: approx. 24.88 cm (approx. 9.80 inches)
Diameter at base: approx. 7.52 cm (approx. 2.96 inches), circumference: approx. 23.62 cm (approx. 9.30 inches)
Total length: 27.94 cm (approx. 11.00 inches)
Insertable length: 21.59 cm (approx. 8.50 inches)

Diameter at head (rim): approx. 8.01 cm (approx. 3.15 inches), circumference: approx. 25.16 cm (approx. 9.90 inches)
Diameter at center: approx. 9.06 cm (approx. 3.57 inches), circumference: approx. 28.46 cm (approx. 11.20 inches)
Diameter at base: approx. 8.57 cm (approx. 3.37 inches), circumference: approx. 26.92 cm (approx. 10.60 inches)
Total length: 30.48 cm (approx. 12.00 inches)
Insertable length: 24.38 cm (approx. 9.60 inches)

XXL

Diameter at head (rim): approx. 9.61 cm (approx. 3.78 inches), circumference: approx. 30.19 cm (approx. 11.89 inches)
Diameter at center: approx. 10.87 cm (approx. 4.28 inches), circumference: approx. 34.15 cm (approx. 13.45 inches)
Diameter at base: approx. 10.46 cm (approx. 4.12 inches), circumference: approx. 32.86 cm (approx. 12.94 inches)
Total length: approx. 14.38 inches (36.53 cm)
Insertable length: 28.45 cm (approx. 11.20 inches)

Whether anal or vaginal, alone or with a partner, the CHORIZO N' EGGS is the perfect dildo for deep, fulfilling pleasure. Let its impressive dimensions transport you to a world of limitless pleasure.

Discover the CHORIZO N' EGGS dildo from Mr. Hankey's now and look forward to an experience that combines realism and ecstasy in a unique way.

The right lubricant and optimal cleaning of the dildo:

We recommend our MANCUNT Hybrid Anal Lubricant. It not only looks like semen, it also feels like real cum. White, creamy and incredibly slippery - MANCUNT combines the best properties of silicone and water in one product. This lubricant ensures a long lasting, smooth experience and is easy to wash off. Cleaning the dildo after pleasure is very easy. Simply rinse the dildo with warm water and mild soap or use our convenient VeryClean cleaning spray. This will keep your dildo hygienically clean and ready for your next adventure.

Further details:

Realistic Dildo
Available in different sizes
Material: Silicone, phthalate free
Please note that the dildo should not be used with silicone-based lubricants to protect the material and prolong the life of the dildo.
Mr. Hankey's Toys has made a name for itself in the sex toy world with an impressive selection of high quality, realistic dildos. These dildos are known for their detailed design and generous dimensions, which meet the needs of users who are looking for intense and extraordinary experiences. Mr. Hankey's dildos are made from body-friendly materials and are characterized by durability and the highest quality. The brand offers a wide range of sizes, shapes and textures to suit a variety of preferences. In addition, some dildos are custom made or offer special customization options to meet the individual needs of customers. MEO, known for its extensive line of lubricants, sex toys and BDSM products, as well as anal stretching products, perfectly complements the Mr. Hankey's line. While Mr. Hankey's provides intense experiences with its exceptional dildos, MEO provides the necessary products to make those experiences safe, pleasurable and even more satisfying. MEO's high quality lubricants are ideal for use with Mr. Hankey's large dildos, especially for more demanding practices such as anal stretching. The combination of Mr. Hankey's unique dildos with MEO's quality products creates a complete and satisfying experience for the user. Both brands stand for quality and customer satisfaction, complementing each other perfectly and expanding the spectrum for exciting sexual adventures.
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